The 12 pains of wireless internet

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Post 1 by audioadict (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 01-Mar-2008 23:15:47

Ok, here we go.
On the first pain of wireless, my internet gave to me, a loss of conectivity.
On the 2nd pain of wireless, my internet gave to me, 2 low signals and a loss of connectivity.
On the 3rd pain of wireless, my internet gave to me, 3 dead links, 2 low signals and a loss of connectivity
On the fourth pain of wireless, my internet gave to me, 4 error messages, 3 dead links, 2 low signals and a loss of connectivity
On the 5th pain of wireless, my internet gave to me, 5 failing downloads, 4 error messages, 3 dead links, 2 low signals and a loss of connectivity
On the 6th pain of wireless, my internet gave to me, 6 useless routers, 5 failing downloads, 4 error messages, 3 dead links, 2 low signals and a loss of connectivity
On the 7th pain of wireless, my internet gave to me, 7 times I wanted dialup, 6 useless routers, 5 failing downloads, 4 error messages, 3 dead links, 2 low signals and a loss of connectivity
On the 8th pain of wireless, my internet gave to me, 8 ISP help calls, 7 times I wanted dialup, 6 useless routers, 5 failing downloads, 4 error messages, 3 dead links, 2 low signals and a loss of connectivity
On the 9th pain of wireless, my internet gave to me, 9 weeks of troubleshooting, 8 ISP help calls, 7 times I wanted dialup, 6 useless routers, 5 failing downloads, 4 error messages, 3 dead links, 2 low signals and a loss of connectivity
On the 10th pain of wireless, my internet gave to me, 10 online hackers, 9 weeks of troubleshooting, 8 ISP help calls, 7 times I wanted dialup, 6 useless routers, 5 failing downloads, 4 error messages, 3 dead links, 2 low signals and a loss of connectivity
On the 11th pain of wireless, my internet gave to me, 11 skype call problems, 10 online hackers, 9 weeks of troubleshooting, 8 ISP help calls, 7 times I wanted dialup, 6 useless routers, 5 failing downloads, 4 error messages, 3 dead links, 2 low signals and a loss of connectivity
On the 12th pain of wireless, my internet gave to me, 12 hours to load a web page, 11 skype call problems, 10 online hackers, 9 weeks of troubleshooting, 8 ISP help calls, 7 times I wanted dialup, 6 useless routers, 5 failing downloads, 4 error messages, 3 dead links, 2 low signals and a loss of connectivity.
I made this one because I hate wireless internet.

Post 2 by Brooke (I just keep on posting!) on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2008 9:13:05

LOL, not bad.

Post 3 by Leafs Fan (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2008 9:23:20

Quite clever. Thankfully, so far, I have had few such problems with my wireless!

Post 4 by data (Cheese flows through my veins!) on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2008 14:58:31

You obviously have way to much time on your hands! *laugh* Funny though.

Post 5 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Thursday, 06-Mar-2008 19:17:17

Nice, although, my wireless has never done any of that to me! it's usually the college that looses connectivity but...

Post 6 by battle star queen (I just keep on posting!) on Sunday, 09-Mar-2008 15:56:40

good one Katie!

Post 7 by audioadict (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Wednesday, 12-Mar-2008 3:38:50

Hahahaha! Glad you liked that. I've got more funny ones on my website. I just love being funny.

Post 8 by audioadict (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Sunday, 30-Mar-2008 3:42:21

And I think wireless sucks! I have a friend who has wireless and hates it! I don't recommend wireless internet to anyone.